Fuck Astor [Dexter]

Okay, first of all, I know that she is only… what? Thirteen years old? Somewhere around there. Second of all, I live in a neighborhood where it’s full of Hispanics. I go to a school where the majority are Asians and Hispanics. There are some Caucasians here and there, but they’re really influenced by the people around them so they don’t exactly act like people in the movies.

So let me start. Also, spoilers, maybe?

First season. Astor was a character that I enjoyed very much. She was, almost what I can say, a child-like character. Cody was certainly one (considering that he was young, he doesn’t know about his abusive father). Astor, on the other hand, remembers the abuse. The next thing I find a bit faulty is when she suddenly had a change with her dad. It was a bit quick. Maybe it’s because she’s a kid and she’s easily persuaded? Either that, or she’s in denial. If it’s the latter, I’d understand because I’m in denial myself. Rather than that, I didn’t have much of a problem with Astor.

Second season. I really like the fact that she was trying to maintain her relationship with Dexter. It was okay. Didn’t really focus much on her this season. Or at least from what I remember. She was okay.

Third season. Eh.

Fourth season. Suddenly, the shit hits the fan. Astor goes on an asshole puberty change. What the fuck? Seriously? I rarely (or maybe even never) see these type of girls before so whenever I see them being portrayed like that on TV/movies, I get extremely frustrated. What is wrong with these white girls? Maybe because they hang out with other white girls. I don’t know. Or maybe because she lives in Miami. I will never know (until I travel east). I sometimes feel like people try to portrait teenagers as rebellious. In which case, I’m not rebellious (because I lived a sheltered life) so I get mad whenever people say shit to their parents. Um… excuse me? They’re the only putting a roof over your head stupid. This is why you should never ever make me a parent of a spoiled brat. I will immediately kick them out of the house. I won’t take their bullshit. They can go ahead and ruin their lives. I feel rather sadistic about this. Maybe I should be more humanistic (via psychology).

She comes to an agreement with Dexter somewhere in the middle of season four. I was like, “Okay. Cool.” Then she goes back to being rude again. What happened to your little agreement? She even goes to say, “Why do you hate me, Dexter?” Excuse me? What the fuck are you talking about? I have indeed lashed out at my parents at time, but mostly because I’m hot-headed and also they were getting angry at me. I do have to say that I’d prefer if teenagers shut up and understand their place. They really do need to understand that their parents are the one who are sheltering them (unless they’re abusive, then scratch everything I said). What is wrong with this child?

Fifth season. I wanted to punch her at this point. I’m not good with brats, as you can see from my text. Maybe it’s okay(?) to act irrational after somebody’s death. What am I thinking? Astor’s reason to be irrational was… irrational. She blames Dexter for this and wished that it was him who died. When, may I ask, did you ever think of that? You liked Dexter in season 1 and 2. When did you ever thought that he was the reason? When did you ever thought about how your family was fine without a dad. I really have to blame the writers for this.

Can I get an age range of Astor when she came back to her mom’s house drunk? I feel like I’m watching Thirteen all over again. That was a terrible movie. I’ll talk about that in the future. I should take a trip to Florida when I have the chance. See how it is over there.

How can Astor turn from such a lovable character (to me) to one of the most hated character (to me) of all times?

Maybe it’s just because I hate (white) teenage girls in movies/shows. Maybe it’s also because I hate teenagers disrespecting their parents. I don’t know.

What the Hell, Aeria Games? [Aura Kingdom Founder’s Beta]

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Aura Kingdom is going through the Founder’s Beta within 13 days. Before today, which is the day where they reveal the prices for the Founder’s Pack, me and a couple of friends were joking about it. I sarcastically said, “It’s probably going to be around 30 bucks.” That is expensive enough for me.

Then today… the prices are released.

Screenshot_2I don’t even know anymore. Seriously Aeria Games? Are you that greedy right now? Why would people spend $300 on a Founder’s Beta that only expand over 2 weeks (or more)? There are people who are that dumb, aren’t there? Yes, there is. A person bought this Diamond Pack… I am not kidding. Why? Just why?

I have a problem with this. The first thing is the fact that they saying that it’s “on sale” so for the people who look at it, they think it’s a good deal. Oh, yeah, it used to be $550 but now it’s $300. I save $250 if I buy it now. Hopefully nobody thinks that because this is just the first day. It’s like you going on a 45% sale on everything on the first day of your business. You’ll end up destroying your business like that. This is just a cheap way for encouraging people to buy the damn thing (especially when they have a little price tag that says, “BEST DEAL”)

The second is the fact that all of the items are useless. It’s like you’re buying a doll house for your daughter and she plays with it for one day. You just wasted $55. This is (almost) the exact same situation.

Saving your name? Wow! I don’t need it. My name is unique enough that nobody would steal it (unless they’re jerks). Even if it’s taken, I have a whole bunch of names in the bank to pull out. People who’ve played MMORPG long enough should already have a whole name bank. They don’t need this whole “saving your name” thing. Loyalty points… I don’t know about that. The Capsule of Goodies is also useless. A Founder’s Hat? No. Legendary Accessories? They better be really good and not some bullshit +5 thing. In game Founder Title? I don’t care about that! If you really want to feel special, maybe. A monthly costume membership? I don’t know what that is, but I don’t care about costumes. Membership means you’re not getting this forever so no thanks.

A Kero pet is practically useless because it’s probably not going to help you in battle. I could go on.

Screenshot_4The only thing I see fit is the mount (faster travel) and the panther who will actually fight with you. But I’m not spending $300 on that. If I was going to buy something to get into the Founder’s Beta, I’d get the Supply Pack. At least they got upgrade scrolls and such. It’s a bit more valuable than the Gold Pack in my opinion.

You can still be in Founder’s Beta. Yup. If you really, really want to be in the beta.

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways, I did a bit of math and here is what I came up with.

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I’ll end it with this:

Type of Commentators I Hate

Just a short one but I got to say this. I like game commentators because they are witty and funny (who doesn’t?). But there are just types of gamers that I don’t like. Here is the first one.

I hate types of commentators where they tell the narrator (or other characters) to shut up constantly. Seriously? They’re not going to shut up for you, they’re AIs. They can’t hear you, stupid. It’s not funny in the least and at best, it’s just annoying as hell. If you want to talk, you need to be quiet and let them talk their asses off, or pause the game. Oh! Or better yet! Stop moving from point A to point B. I don’t know if you know it, but you trigger dialogues/cutscenes when you get to point B. Shocking, I know.

Don’t be a little bitch about it.

My First Impression on Walkure Romanze

54969lBefore I actually start: PFFT WTF? HAHAHAHA.

Not saying that it’s a bad anime, but it’s just not that original.

Let me start off by saying this. They should get a new idea and here is my proposal: The MC should be about the horse that attacked Mio (I literally thought that Sakura was the MC because I was so convinced by it). The horse will help the heroine through the tournament. The harem should revolve around the horse and how the girls want to ride Sakura (it’s a girl, yes) for the tournament. Bam, best fucking anime ever made. It would be much more interesting than what they have right now.

On to another point, I don’t like the fact that it’s a harem. It’s not my favorite thing, but I endure it because anime is male-dominated and guys have dreams of having a lot of sexy women loving them. And possibly having an orgy with them. Anyways, I’m not a big fan of harem due to the fact that it brings out a lot of underhanded jokes, situations, and “fanservice.” I can’t really call it fanservice anymore because they literally shove it down your throat at this point (not Walkure Romanze, but other anime). I love boobs as much as the next person, but sometimes I get tired of seeing them every five minutes. Back to where I was, I’m cool with harem if the MC keeps focus of only one girl. I am fine with that. By the way, the other thing about why I don’t like harems is mostly because I usually like the other girls more than the heroine. It makes me sad to see them all alone.

I do like the fact that it’s about jousting, very nice. I can’t remember any jousting anime I’ve watched.

Then there’s the cliche characters that makes me want to puke rainbows. Who started this template? Seriously? I’m sick and tired of curly blonde hair girls with big tits who are the top of their class and beloved by all. I’m sick and tired of curly blonde hair bitches who bitch about everything and thing they’re on top of the world and have giant tits. I’m tired of pink hair ditzy main characters who obviously has a crush on the guy. I’m tired of all of that, give me something new. Give me something original.

Scratching all of the cliche female characters, let’s talk about the male character. He is those douchebag characters who don’t care about anything anymore. Sometimes those characters can be very funny, but with him, he’s just a jerk. It’s not like he wants to be one, he’s just so sad. Oh, boohoo, you injured yourself and now you can’t joust anymore. I know it’s something I shouldn’t be mad about, but he seriously needs to move on. Not once did he smile in the episode (only in a flashback). He’s so mopey. Then there’s the part about how he became a bel-whatever, but he doesn’t have a slight clue on who he wants to be with. Meeer! Make up your mind. Go with the blonde chick (because she needs some loving). The one thing I like about him is that at least he’s not a total beginner.

Okay, another thing, why is Mio (the pink hair girl) in this school anyway? She said to the MC about why he was still in the school if he wasn’t jousting anymore. So is she a bel-whatever it’s called? Or does she just freeload? It’s obvious that she’s going to become a knight, but what the hell is she doing? I supposed the school is somewhat for normal people too.

So all in all, this anime would’ve been a lot more interesting with my idea. At least I would watch it.

Dragon’s Prophet

I first looked at Dragon’s Prophet because a friend told me that it was better than Vindictus (quest-wise). I was all in Vindictus fan mode at that time, saying, “WHAAAAAA?????” and taking insults to that. Anyways, I checked it out and thought that it wasn’t as fun gameplay wise. I didn’t care much about the quest since I liked the dialogues of it. The beginning of Vindictus was tedious, however. But this is about Dragon’s Prophet.

I wanted to give it a try since I don’t say it’s crap until I’ve played it and experienced the “crap” gameplay. Downloaded, installed, and I tried it out. Error. This is in 64-bit… I have 32-bit. FUUUU!! Well that went to the drain pretty quickly.

A month later, I decided to upgrade to 64-bit for other purposes (and to try out the game again). Downloaded, installed, and I tried it out. Error (0xc000007b). What? Seriously? I spent three hours trying to understand how to fix this problem, but it appears that I’m too stupid.

I give up on this game :c

The Most Hated Criticism

So I do critiques and in return people do the same for me. One of the thing I really hate the most the when people tell me that my character needs a bit more backstory and details… when they’ve only read three pages of it ._.

Unless you got my brain and understand everything about them, how can you just go ahead and tell me that my character needs work? I’m the type of person who adds in backstory here and there all around the story, I’m not going to shove it all to you in those three pages. Unless you’re a whore for backstories. If you are, go read fantasy stories.

 

The other thing that I hate is when people go ahead and say, “You need to work on your grammar.” Okay? Can you at least tell me what? No? You’re not going to say? THEN DON’T FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT MY GRAMMAR! It’s hard enough that I have to go and reread through the entire thing, at least help me out with it rather than saying, “You have this small little grammar problem. Just a tiny bit.” Ugh!